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Film posters are rubbish. That wasn’t always the case, but somewhere along the way the wrong people took over and film posters went from something you’d want in a frame on your wall to something that isn’t even palatable outside a cinema. Tyler Stout, an illustrator from Washi ...more

Warnings INTERNET EXPLORER IS USED BY MANY PROGRAMS BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS THERE, AND MANY PROGRAMS LOAD IT EVEN IF YOU HAVE YOUR DEFAULT AS SOMETHING ELSE, I KNOW IT CAN BE A PAIN, BUT IT'S A FACT AND WON'T BE GOING AWAY, JUST LIKE IE WON'T BE GOING AWAY FORE IF YOU UNINSTALL ...more

Requirements: Coroners Gurney - Body Bag- Coroners Outfit w/ name tag - one Chili house and or Barbecue Restuaraunt (preferrably in the boonies at night or day) - Coroners Van Go to a sleezy little joint, chili house, steakhouse, barbecue joint, somethin like that, in full c ...more

Go to a PETA meeting or another similar organization and join the meeting. After a little bit, take out some fried chicken, or hamburger etc and start eating it in front of everyone. Once everyone starts freaking out say how you thought this was the PETA 'People for the Eating ...more

2 large eggs 1 cup of milk 1 cup of water 1/2 cup of club soda 2-3 tablespoons of sugar Grated zest of 1 lemon 1/4 teaspoon of salt 2 1/2 cups of all purpose flour 6 tablespoons of butter (melted) Vegetable Oil, for frying Nutella chocolate spread This is the first dish that ...more

Lisa Nichols, contributing author of The Secret and one of the great inspirational speakers of our time, believes the best way to stay motivated when continuing your education is to “begin with the end in mind.” Pushing forward through challenges is what makes accomplishment s ...more

This is what I want. I want the guys who are willing to do so to eat the same string, one after the next. We'd need a really long string for this to work, but it definitely could, and we'd get the camera guy to puke eventually! Seriously, one of the guys could simply eat a ...more

Greetings everyone, Thought I'd say hello and introduce myself. Pretty excited to participate in these weekly challenges. Until I have an entry in this weeks, here's a little of what I'm about. Cheers

Posted with permission via HereComeTheYanks.com Ok, so my prediction of a 3-1 USA victory didn't come true. But I can honestly say that I am extremely happy with a 1-1 draw!! There were times where we looked shaky (first 15 minutes). But there were also times when we were tak ...more

someone runs into a airport and is wearing a fake bushey beard, turban, and robe and you are carrying a fake bomb. so you run in and say Alicabad then softly you say just kidding then hold up the fake bomb. then the airport secruity will jump on you and cuff you then take you ...more

I'll be putting up a real welcome post along with a quick project idea in a couple of hours, but if you managed to navigate to here before that time, I just want to say thanks for coming and wish that you return in a few hours.

Learn Tagalog Today Episode 2,Domestic Dispute! In this lesson,follow along as we jump into a Domestic Dispute between boyfriend and girlfriend. Listen as they discuss infidelities.We'll learn to say things like , I Heard You Were With,then learn how to deny the allegations ...more

Kaplan University presents Visionary Voices, a series of interviews that chronicle our goals in regards to adult education and continuing education throughout your life. Kaplan University offers online degree programs designed to expand the way you think and help you develop b ...more

I just got my first Christmas gift to myself today. I have to say I do often just get myself a few items. It's the only time of the year I buy anything. So to myself I gave a pilates dvd. I did it this morning and now feel like taking a nap. It happens to me every time I exer ...more

Police in Milledgeville, Ga., say they handcuffed a 6-year-old kindergartner for safety after she allegedly threw a tantrum at school, tearing items off the principal's wall and upending furniture, WMAZ-TV reports. According to the police report, the girl also knocked over a ...more

Holy hell have you believers just been PWND! Seriously, you have. Why, you say? Well haven't you heard the news? Of course not, I'm pretty sure you don't, since you believe in KONY 2012. Oh yeah. Let me hold on to the suspense for just a minute. In my earlier blog post, I des ...more

Im not gay i swear... I swear I swear but, I say you should make BAM run around bare ass naked. He would do it to you. FUckit I will run around bare ass naked with BAM. Hell I will even swing from BAMs house ceiling , bare ass, using a rubber hose screaming like donkey kong. I ...more

This will be a prank on cops. You've heard of a designated driver, right? Well this is the designated decoy.Have. a bunch of guys at a bar or club, somewhere that has cops outside looking for drunks. Have a group of people walk out of the bar and have one of the guys look comp ...more

Learn Tagalog Today Episode 1 Greetings!! In this,the First of our lesson series,we will learn useful words and phrases for Greeting others in Tagalog. We'll learn words such as hello or good morning,good afternoon,good night,how are you and many others. We will also learn t ...more

Hey guys just found an Interesting article, thought I'd share it. See yourself as the next Assange? Good luck - CNN.com. Julian Assange has been bunking for more than a week at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London as he waits to see if the South American country will grant him asy ...more

Yes it’s the 21st century and yes, everyone’s busy, everyone’s connected. Accept it. Move on. Be happy. DON’T BUY INTO THE HYPE—literally and figuratively. I’m here to tell you that YOU do not need all the ‘stuff’ that bogs you down or all the unnecessary information that doe ...more

Phenomenal Woman by: Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The cur ...more

Learn Tagalog Today Episode 9, There is a Fire in The Marketplace! Learn Tagalog can be addicting. So lets look at some new words and phrases that just might be quite helpful sometime. We'll start this episode by learning how to say its windy out in Tagalog. There always se ...more

Tips Make sure this restaurant has only ONE drive-thru window and not two; there is going to be a surprise at the end Also confirm beforehand that the restaurant staff is mostly American; You want there to be people who are familiar with Jackass, let alone MTV Pull up to a l ...more

If you have to get the person a little drunk just to convince the person to get a tattoo. Before he/she gets it talked to the tattoo artist and give them the real tattoo to put on the victim. The tattoo has to be really funny. Let’s say the tattoo is going to be on Ehren. The ...more

Now we're getting to the kids who actually know what's going on. You're more likely to get enthusiasm and dare I say focus from grade school and middle school kids. Here's the lowdown: Nine to twelve years of age: These kids ought to require a lesser amount of assistance howe ...more

Each year on Shrove Tuesday and Ash Wednesday, Ashbourne becomes a war zone! The majority of the ablebodied men, women and children take to the streets to play what is probally the largets football game in the world! - The two teams number in the hundreds, and the palying fiel ...more

Learn Tagalog Today Episode 4, Introductions ! In a previous Episode, we learned about Tagalog Greetings.Specifically we learned how to say good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and how to ask a person their name,while learning to say my name is. In this lesson, we lear ...more

In this web design tutorial learn to create and delete layers. This web design tutorial for Xara Web Designer also covers deleting pages, deleting objects on different layers and re-arranging layers that have objects on them. A brief discussion about MouseOff Layer and MouseOv ...more

Chi gyo ichi nyo is a familiar expression in the dojo. The word chi means knowledge. Gyo means doing, or action. Ichi nyo means inseparable. Action and knowledge are one! Acting without adequate knowledge or understanding is a constant source of frustration and problems. In ou ...more

Hey there guys, my name is Nicklas and I am 19 years old. I live in the cold country of sweden. I've been following your hilarious stunts from the begining and I laugh every time I see you do something stupid. So to the contest then I have 2 different pranks for you, one that ...more

In this article I’m going to talk about specific issues about optimizing your website, making it more clear to Google and other search engines exactly what your website is about. As I've discussed in previous articles this is very important for people when they are searching. ...more

Learn Tagalog Today Episode 11, Money, How Much Is It ! In the last Episode we discussed I Don't Understand. But everyone understands the universal item (Money),so lets look at how to say Money , and How Much Is It in Tagalog. You'll be learning how to say thins like how muc ...more

Have Danger and Dave England in the middle of of a town (I suggest something like NYC in Times Square) with a sign that says "Will dance for boobs" on a piece of cardboard. They will need to dress like school girls with High Heels. Also have them say "We will dance for the che ...more

A cartoony, "Trials HD"-type game being released today. It's multiplayer so you can take on people at home or online. Looks like a lot of fun. You can also create your own levels. Here is an excerpt from the Game Informer review: It’s a rare feat. Building a game that enterta ...more

Soon, Americans may find every private email they write could be opened, copied and inspected by government snoopers. The latest cyber security bill – called CISPA – has passed the House of Representatives, coming a step closer to becoming law. President Barack Obama has threa ...more

Ok, this part 2 of stalking a pizza delivery boy or girl. The first one was a true story, but this one was just thought of. So, you can go to a pizza place and order a pizza and they usually ask if you're gonna wait or just have them deliver it. Well go to a pizza place and or ...more

don't forget to wear long gloves and a long sleeve shirt. Believe me when I say it can splash and if you are like me your a bit messy.

Popping is a form of hip-hop. Imagine a dance that's part Mr Roboto, part pelvis spasm. Not everyone is made to pop it.... or as they say 'lock it', but if you're keen on awkward impromptu performance art, try it out. Dance the Twist-o-flex style of pop.

Undercover Crow -Sage I sit in a dim black bench Outside prison walls Sharing my last piece of bread With a flock of pigeons Fighting for crumbs. All these pigeons look identical, Grey feathers and bright red toes, All except one, a pigeon with a zipper on its back. H ...more

Living Life- everyone knows how to do that right? Right everyone does know how to live life, but not everyone knows how to live life to it's fullest. Living Life to its fullest can be hard, when there is all these other obstacles in your life. But with a little guidance, motiv ...more

Assuming everyone knows of the recent "String of attacks" passed between Obama and Romney, I just want to talk about how useless this entire thing is. I'll try to be as un-biased as possible. Election year is a major phenomenon in any country. The masses pick their candidate ...more

Must be on a wednsday and you walk up to a stranger and hump their leg if they go to push you off say sorry i thought it was hump dayWe

Last night's screening of James Gunn's SUPER (with Rainn Wilson and Ellen page) was... wait for it... sssssssso great (though I was gong to say 'super' didn't you?). TIFF - MIDNIGHT MADNESS CONTINUES!

Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu “is determined to attack Iran before the US elections,” Israel’s Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night, and Israel is now “closer than ever” to a strike designed to thwart Iran’s nuclear drive. Netanyahu 'determined to attack Iran' ...more

Stakeholders in the driverless industry are anxiously awaiting changes the US Department of Transportation (DOT) is making to self-driving vehicle guidelines. Under the existing guidelines drafted by the DOT during the President Obama era, a 15-point "safety assessment" detai ...more

someone dress up as a fake cop and then start arresting people and put like two in the cop car and make it seem like if you were chasing a rober and ten get off the car and some dude gets in and leves with the ar with the people in the car and his calling his buddies saying hi ...more

The following are the response I gather from a therapist (is her opinion). Alejandro, Jessica Advisor Jessica Davis 19 February 2012 English 4 Ema Moya (Bilingual FSP Coordinator/Therapist) 1) Is stress different between teens and adults? Yes, Adults are more focus with ...more

You know how it is. A huge world class event comes to your town, World Cup for example, and all of a sudden everything is changed. TVs are on everywhere, tourists are pouring into your city and roads are packed with raving football fanatics. Road rules are bent and twisted in ...more

So the Big Surprise News of today is that The King's Speech is Kicking Major Nomination Ass with twelve count-em 12 nominations, just brutalizing stuff like The Social Network (eight - nice try), The Fighter (seven - really? seven? that's the best you can do idiot movie?) and ...more

By Huffingtonpost Meg Whitman New Spanish- Language AD: I stood up against The Arizona Law "Meg Whitman is trying to have it both ways on Arizona's paper please Immigration law," said Frank Sharry, excutive director of American's Voice," but no matter how many billboards she ...more

This is my first game using the Lazy Brain method, I have to say, it ain’t bad at all. The graphics are sweet and the gameplay is something farmiliar with a few of my own twists. Also features an online highscore board.

So sorry I’m so sorry I’m not what you expected, Never quite alive I see the false life you tried to lead, I’m making smiles that never last, Annoying people I know it’s bad but I can’t help but feel so sad, They were almost glad to see the maddest part inside you, I nev ...more

This is my first posting here on Edibles in Jars and I just wanted to say hello and welcome everyone. While I'm at it, I'll give a brief run down on what you can expect here in the near future, and tell you all a bit about me. I'm a freelance writer, mom of 2 wonderful teenag ...more