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A translation via msnbc.comMeg Whitman says she's a different kind of Republican...But Pete Wilson is in charge of her campaign.Whitman attacks undocumented workers to win votes, but an undocumented woman worked in her home for nine years.She says she'll create jobs---but want ...more

Have someone pretend to be a house salesman who's showing some people around a house. On the outside everything will seem normal but as they walk into the house everything goes mad. You could just have something completely strange in the first room and let that be that, like ...more

This expression, mitakuye oyasin, comes from the language of the Lakota Sioux, a tribe among the Native Americans. It means "We are all related." It's uttered upon crossing the threshold into the Sweat Lodge, the small, low structure used by the Sioux for their sacred purifica ...more

Does this video prove that otherworldly intelligent life has visited Earth? No. It does not prove anything other than there are designs ‘etched’ onto the surface of a field. Does the video immediately above prove that otherworldly intelligent life hasn’t visited Earth? Yeah, y ...more

When one looks at the history of cinema, says The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan, the director-cinematographer dynamic is the key relationship, “as much as the director and the lead actor.” It’s the defining factor, he says, not only for how a film looks but “how it wi ...more

Taylor Swift says she use to not be into Taylor Lautner because he did what in this scene from Valentines Day?

Lately, the biggest news in driverless has been the raging lawsuit between two autonomous spearheads, Uber and Google's Waymo. A new bill back by General Motors, however, could take them both out of the race towards driverless. The Massachusetts bill, filed by Senator Eric Le ...more

» Homeland Security Report Lists ‘Liberty Lovers’ As Terrorists. A new study funded by the Department of Homeland Security characterizes Americans who are “suspicious of centralized federal authority,” and “reverent of individual liberty” as “extreme right-wing” terrorists. » ...more

Look at this poor kid, he's exhausted. And as a result, he's a little cranky when it comes to hotDocs' midnight movie program thing, which he says has has lots of potential yet untapped ...more

IMAGINE you are an experienced martial arts referee. You are asked to score a number of taekwondo bouts, shown to you on video. In each bout, one combatant is wearing red, the other blue. Would clothing colour make any difference to your impartial, expert judgement? Of course ...more

hi everyone, i have been teaching myself to crochet for a while now but when i come accros something i dont understand i get discouraged...im using a book n it says that this is an easy pattern. it tells meat the end of a row to miss a ch and turn...im doing this and my work i ...more

Have one of the most beloved characters on jackass(steve-o,jhonny,bam) fake his death for the world to see, have them pretend to rob a bank and have a cop in there at the same time, so when they hold up the bank they get shot and since its a bank there will be cameras so thats ...more

We all hate spam. It is a waste of time and very troublesome. So here is a way i found to avoid spam. I am not responsible for anything that happens. M'Kay? Step 1: Go to 10MinuteMail Go to a temporary mail service, like 10 minute mail. While there, you will be given a tempo ...more

First Prank: Title: Bull-ish Thugs Location: Bull Arena or rodeo in some ranch somewhere Description: Someone dresses up as a woman while two others are dressed up as robbers in prison attire. From there you act out some sort of play in which the robbers steal the woman's pur ...more

She says that she's going to "smoke your ass" a lot, so you might want to turn the volume down at work. Aisha Tyler, former host of Talk Soup, avid gamer, walks you through a bunch of the new maps, games, and weapons for the new Halo Beta. Via markflar a la Joystiq.

Get a scary looking dude. Print up a fake newspaper with the guy’s face on it saying he just broke out of prison. Give the victim the newspaper. Later that night disconnect the phone line and take his/her cell phone. Make sure there are no weapons in the bedroom. After the per ...more

Right before the male target goes to sleep, "burrow" their car keys. take the car to the professional painter and give it a new paint job. color it in hot pink, put a license plate saying "i love cock", decorate the interior of the card with fluffy pink seats and make it look ...more

A random article from India claims that Johnny Depp is actually more a funderwhacker than just as Alice in Wonderland's Mad Hatter. In his off-time since filming wrapped on Alice in Wonderland, director Tim Burton claims Depp has been funderwhacking away his leisure time. Bur ...more

Propaganda and indoctrination at it's peak. My friends, today, when I was browsing through the net for news, I noticed something on MSNBC. It was a very short article, with a title that just wasen't true. Before talking about it, let me tell you why this is important. If you' ...more

Mike seems to be saying what everybody else is saying: terrible movie but delivers on its promise. That said, it's promise is that of boobs, which the internet is already filled with.

Three Days without You Poem Description: This is a sequence poem that will help students transition from one setting and time into another. Pacing will also be another aspect to this poem. Comas will be used as pauses in the poem. Each setting will be divided into separate s ...more

Rock Band 3, coming this Fall, was revealed at none other than USA Today. Fully functional 25 key keyboard, 80+ songs including The Doors and Bohemian Rhapsody, Pro mode, updated guitars, and a kitchen sink are included in this new sequel. From the article:In addition to the n ...more

A report out of Pravda quotes President Vladimir Putin as saying that Russia has moved strategic nuclear missiles to Cuba in response to the United States’ continuing efforts to encircle Russia in Eastern Europe. » Report: Russia Moves Nuclear Missiles to Cuba. Infowars.com th ...more

Go to a car dealership and test drive a car. Unbeknownst to the person test driving a car, stuff a bunch of fake drugs everywhere in the car and have the car salesman be an actor. Have the person test driving the car start to drive wrecklessly. A fake cop will pull him over an ...more

Mike 'The Greek' reveals his favourite to win best picture of 2011: Exit Through The Gift Shop. Too bad it's not nominated... Will Banksy settle for the Best Documentary Feature Oscar instead? Mike says he'll have to.

the converterhave you ever wanted a voutube video or song from youtube on your ipod but either cannot find it or don't have money to pay? well we can help. copy the youtube video's url and go to this link and click your country. it should take you to the next page and pop up s ...more

A San Diego college student who was forgotten by federal drug agents and left in a holding cell for five days without food or water or access to a toilet says he drank his own urine to survive.

I guess it takes the designer to explain, but it's the altitude that's affecting the unpredictable movement on the ball, not the ball itself. Defending himself, he says the ball's been around since December and no one's complained until now. I know it's a problem in Jo'Burg an ...more

Holy Trinity important. AOL News says: "This iconic 'Nino Dios' (Jesus Christ as a child) wearing the uniform of the Mexican football team has become a makeshift shrine at the San Gabriel Arcangel Church in Mexico City."

Pretty simple idea. While on a plane have an old couple get up and go into the bathroom together. They can be really loud and stuff saying things like "I dont think I can do that position anymore. My plastic hip cant take it" "Thank God for Viagra" "Thank for menopause. Now I ...more

On 2 October 2010 Univision held the first Spanish-English debate in the state, which was hosted by CSU Fresno. One of the issues discussed was the Dream Act. An undocumented student from Fresno State University with honors and a double major asked both candidates their posit ...more

First thing you do is slip some sleeping pills in this guys drink. Then tie him to a big piece of wood, get a tattoo saying im a jackass on his forehead, and put a shock collar on his neck. When ready shock him till he wakes up,dip him in the pool a few times,shoot him with pa ...more

Have one of the jackass guys think the skit is to go tandem skydiving with a funny costume on but the real prank is right as the jackass guy and the skydiving instructor jump out of the airplane the skydiving instructor says, "oh shit" and pretends their was a malfunction with ...more

Dress weeman up in a baby costume, put him in a buggy, and dress somebody up as an old lady ( maybe Spike? ) Walk around the town doing with the old lady having terrible accidents with the baby such as letting go of the buggy down a hill, smashing the buggy into certain things ...more

Gardening is difficult, in the best of times. I was very inspired by this post from You Grow Girl about how she's not a perfect gardener, either, and no one is. Truth is, I forget to water, forget to trim, and am terrible at weeding. I don't even feed the compost properly. Nev ...more

Hello! I just want to start off by saying that I absolutely love JACKASS Ive been a fan since the first time I saw the Show on TV, When I was a kid and loved it ever since. Anything you guys have done I have seen it and I mean it all From Jackass,CkY,VivaLaBam to Wildboyz you ...more

Mike loved Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and he even says so in this handy video! Go Edgar Wright!

Born in Sacramento, CA on January 1, 1958 and raised by two Mexican immigrant parents, Xavier Becerra was the only Hispanic on the House Ways and Means Committee. He was elected vice chair of the Democratic Caucus for 111th Congress and was a reprensentative from California's ...more

Ok this idea is funny you get Ryan Dunn to dress like a bum on the streets askng for spare change and Bam gives the bum (Dunn) a burger with a drink and fries and the bum gets mad and says I wanted money, Bam turns around and says what? Then Ryan the bum starts pushing Bam and ...more

A target is set up to sit on a reclining chair which is rigged with pressurised air and wont open. When someone says that one problem could be something stuck underneath it to prevent it opening. The target checks and gets blasted with the chair when it is set off.

One of the Jackass crew members, should insert some type of object up their asshole, (such as a condom, filled with a powdery substance with a messege attached on the item, saying (thanks for playing with my poop) and then walk through an X-ray machine at an airport. When the ...more

Even if you don’t have time for yoga classes, this simple breath awareness exercise can fit easily into the most stressful day. It only takes a few minutes, and will have stress melting away in no time. “This is a yoga practice that everybody can do,” says Sheila Miller of th ...more

One of the reasons I love living here in Northern Chile is the great variety of personalities represented in the people who live here. Truly, the culture we enjoy in Northern Chile is as diverse as the history of this region, and by reason of Zofri and the multinational custom ...more

Being a street food fanatic I took a picture of one of my favorite street foods. This street food belongs to the super cholesterol loaded level. But the taste was so awesome and only @ P5.00 I am having a hard time saying no to this: What is it made of? The dark colored one on ...more

A montage of "Back to the Future" themed pranks: fill a convertible up with manure with the "Jackass" guys inside, infiltrate a high school dance as a fake band and play crappy music with sucky musicians, dancers, "Party Boy", try to hover craft over a pool of water, Peeping T ...more

In this article, Conor J. Dillon notes a fascinating uptick in the use of the colon in the media. Everyone, from the New York Times to well, the entire Internet, seems to be using the colon a lot. I don't know that I ever noticed it, but now I'll be looking out for it everywhe ...more

1. Involves gate crashing a big awards event or film opening (like what AAF did with their song 'These Days': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNM2tV3PA_8). Pretty much cause a huge disturbance to the proceedings of an event and see how long it takes for the police to shut you d ...more

Check out Shiloe's version of Hollywood glam in this video. She'll show you step by step how to get this look. Prepare Hollywood faces have a matte finish. Moisturize your skin with an oil free moisturizer and apply foundation and set with powder. Example: DDF's Weightless D ...more

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