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you dress up as a walmart greeter,, all decked out in greeter gear,, maybe even in the oldman makeup,,, then u go to a store where theres a greeter and tell them they got fired and that youre their replacement. Then u just stand there and greet everybody that comes in like its ...more

Ok, so this is going to be a prank on the driver that picks us up from the airport when you guys fly us to L.A.. The driver will pick us up and all the way to where ever we're goin we'll just be cool or we could act like we're on the phone or something so he'll be wondering wh ...more

So i thought the greatest prank on the jackass crew would not by physical but emotional...then physical. Sounds pansy-ish i know but read on. Just wee-man and two filmers go to a bungee-jumping spot. They film wee man waving, then falling, then screaming. Next they add another ...more

Here is what to do, get a catapult fill it full of poo launch it and try to hit someone that’s strapped onto a huge target and once you hit them they sound a horn, bam goes down a ramp on a skateboard dodging piles of poo if he clears it he hits a sign that drops steve-o into ...more

Place signs everywhere with steve-o's ass on it saying have you seen this ass, and film peoples expressions when they see it.

NBC News has fired the producer it deemed most responsible for the airing of a selectively edited 911 call placed by George Zimmerman the night he killed Trayvon Martin. Sources at NBC who asked not to be identified confirmed a New York Times story saying that a Miami-based p ...more

The Obama administration is moving to strengthen its ties with Persian Gulf nations whose geography and oil resources have already made them key players in U.S. defense and energy security. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton on Saturday will inaugurate a strategic dial ...more

While US Defense Secretary Leon Panetta attempted to convince top Israeli politicians and security officials not to launch a strike on Iran's nuclear facilities during his visit to Israel last week, his predecessor Donald Rumsfeld, seems more prepared for a possible attack. Ru ...more

Why do so many people tell us what to do when some of them dont even no us and the ppl that do no us just do it to be mean! Thats what i dont get at all and every1 knows what i mean so if ur feeling what im saying write ur reply!

The NYPD says it will launch an all-seeing "Domain Awareness System" that combines several streams of information to track both criminals and potential terrorists. Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly says the city developed the software with Microsoft. NYPD to launch surveillan ...more

Moscow, May 21 — Some Western countries are still considering a military operation against Iran as an option over its nuclear programme, a Russian minister said Sunday. "Russia is concerned that the possibility to try to solve the Iranian nuclear problem by military means is ...more

1.000.000th Visitor1. you go stand behind anybody by the cashdesk.2. you ask him if you can go first 3. the personnal behind the cashdesk is anybody of the crew.4. as he says oke than says the human after the cashdesk that you are the 1.000.000th visitor.5. make the 1.000.001t ...more

An amazing amount of news this week; new proposals and new agreements have sprung up. But so has our "need" to spread our presence. The military warns of another war, while 26 congressmen decry the use of drone strikes. Read on: Plans for Syria? CNN reports this afternoon th ...more

UK Independence party leader Nigel Farge says Greece will be destroyed if she does not leave the Eurozone

The Council on Foreign Relations says you shouldn’t worry about the United Nations Small Arms Trade Treaty (ATT), which is currently being hammered out at the United Nations in New York. Opposition to the treaty and defense of the Second Amendment “are not only inflammatory, ...more

Bolton to Israel: Time to Finally 'Retaliate' Against Iran. Former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton is urging Israel to attack Iran in retaliation for the killing of Israeli tourists in Bulgaria, saying the time has come for the Jewish state to quit threatening and take action.